John Pinette, this guy is hilarious. Enjoy and have a happier day.
This one's my favorite: At the Water Park
If you have the time, below are clips from a full show of his.
I Say Nay Nay
"I don't do ups, i do downs" "Gravity is a law. I obey the law."
"Salad is a promissory note that food will soon arrive."
My favorite joke/story of his is the water slide one.
"Get out of the line!"